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Cosmo Patrol: The Soviet Star Trek?

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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 22 Mar 2004, 18:19
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Post 25 Jun 2004, 02:03
I've read about this soviet tv show in my visit in Leningrad, and I found it veeery interesting.
Have anybody seen this show?
Heres further info: http://www.stim.com/Stim-x/0996Septembe ... oviet.html
Because I really like Star trek, this would be worth title of Hero of USSR.
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 24 Mar 2003, 19:17
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Post 25 Jun 2004, 11:50
http://www.stim.com/Stim-x/0996Septembe ... oviet.html



I know this site. It is fake, and cheap one.



1.No series "Kosmicheskaya Militsiya" ever existed.



2.Moreover, no series ever existed in USSR at all.

Multi-chapter movies existed in large quantities, but series, the entertainment stuff in which there is no distinct storyline - never.



3."Avantyurist" is 100% negative word in Russian.

So "Kransy Avantyurist" will sound like "Red Nazi" or "Red Murderer".



4."Commonwealth of Independent Star System" crap actually says that this fake was done after 1991.

Commonwealth of Independant Countries is anti-Soviet organisation, which was formed AFTER USSR broke down.



5.Surname "Dobraydushev" do not exist in reality.

...and in fiction too.



6.Same with Nemetsov.

And Nemetsov doesn't even closely sound Russian.



7.Vranyo is not "tall tales".

It is word with completely negative meaning, "blatant corrupt lies".



8.Text refers to "like most Soviet TV shows". Obviously, this guy never was in USSR, since there was no TV shows on Soviet TV.



9.Movie refers to cheap effects. Soviet sci-fi space effects were never "cheap" in 1960.

Quite the opposite, USSR was the only nation that ever filmed space sci-fi movies in REAL ZERO-GRAVITY.



10."Gangland Chicago planet" is directly untranslatable to Russian, so it is fake.



11."Militaristic Paranoid Fascists" is directly untranslatable to Russian, so it is fake.



12.Crew couldn't transport into St.Petersburg of 1917, because there were no St.Petersburg in 1917 - only Petrograd.



13.Most of Soviet movies included lots of national minorities.

Only guy who never saw Soviet movie can claim otherwise.



14.Crew could not consist anybody with "Cadet" rank, since this rank never existed in USSR.

Movereover, it had radical negative Tzarist feeling, and "Cadet Valentin Volkov" will sound like "Obergruppenfuhrer Valentin Volkov".



15.Soviets didn't had pet monkeys.



16.Drunk Brezhnev in custom-made spacesuit from movie? It is joke!

Not just that. Drunk Brezhnev in spacesuit on front page of Pravda? Hey, who is going to believe this?



Look, how can you believe all this CRAP?

Don't you see that it is cheap joke, made for fun?
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 22 Mar 2004, 18:19
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Post 25 Jun 2004, 16:23
Geez. I swallowed that with rod and all.
Drunk Brezhnev sounded anyway odd.
I guess that article was crap too, hard to say, cant read russian til I get to courses on september.
This went through mostly because there is like 10 star trek clones all over globe, like turkish.

Thanks. God am I dumb.
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 22 Mar 2004, 18:19
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Post 25 Jun 2004, 16:36
Better find that Solaris on vcr, and try to forget the time capitalists got me fooled.
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 27 May 2004, 03:40
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Post 25 Jun 2004, 21:58
im sorta dissapointed
i would have loved to see soviet star trek
The revolucion will come to amerika and i will be there awaiting it
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 22 Mar 2004, 18:19
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Post 25 Jun 2004, 23:31
Yeah, Brave soviet starship captain against evil supervillain Adolf Hitler.
That site mentions nazi planet, there was one in star trek too.
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 24 Mar 2003, 19:17
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Post 27 Jun 2004, 10:20
Look, did you ever heard what I said?

There WERE Soviet multi-chapter "space opera" movies, and they ARE better than "Star Trek".

Soviets were filming "space opera" sci-fi since early 1920ies, during pre-USSR era!

Examples are "Andromeda Nebula", "Moscow-Cassiopea", "To Stars through Hard Ways", and lots of others!
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 22 Mar 2004, 18:19
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Post 27 Jun 2004, 13:35
Where could I get those? Ive heard about Andromeda Nebula.
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 24 Mar 2003, 19:17
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Post 01 Jul 2004, 17:33
Comrade Russell wrote:
Where could I get those? Ive heard about Andromeda Nebula.


In Russian online shop, I suppose.
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 04 Aug 2004, 16:42
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Post 01 Jul 2004, 18:30
i Know Mасяня or however its written!
and my friend from the DDR told me about a chapter of mini cosmonauts in the moon during DDR time.

anyway....
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 16 Oct 2004, 13:37
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Post 16 Oct 2004, 23:55
Comrade interrupt_00h is right!
I'm ready to sign every single word!

This is not just insulting nonsense, it is obvious black propaganda!
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 22 Mar 2004, 18:19
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Post 14 Dec 2004, 10:00
Hear, hear. I just have REAL Solaris coming from dvd-shop.
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 16 Feb 2005, 02:51
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Post 20 Feb 2005, 12:40
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Crew could not consist anybody with "Cadet" rank, since this rank never existed in USSR.


==Correction, the students of the military colleges are actually called cadets, the rank is курсант
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 02 Dec 2004, 01:20
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Post 26 Feb 2005, 08:34
Wow that really manages to sicken me..... and what's worse is AMericans think that Russians really act like that.
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 14 Jul 2006, 21:35
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Post 17 Jul 2006, 22:13
hahaha, quite an amusing article
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 31 Aug 2009, 07:21
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Post 01 Sep 2009, 04:34
Apparently, the guy who had created this hoax, fessed up, a long tme ago!


Link:http://spravka.blogspot.com/2007/04/stim-1997-cosmos-patrol-hoax.html
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 28 Oct 2009, 14:21
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Post 10 Nov 2009, 18:48
Dear Comrades

Thank you for such an interesting and revealing thread! I was partly disappointed, and partly relieved that it is fake. I was wondering about the implied anti-Uzbek and anti-Jewish sentiment.
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