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A curiousity... for all you Russophiles out there.

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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 23 Mar 2004, 02:21
Pioneer
Post 06 May 2004, 05:09
wheelchairman wrote:
now I am suddenly feeling very inferior.....


Yeah, um... bout that...
Hasta La Victoria Siempre
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 24 Feb 2004, 11:09
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Central Committee
Post 06 May 2004, 06:31
It's time for some photoshop magic....
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 24 Feb 2004, 11:09
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Post 06 May 2004, 06:39
according to my analysis using photoshop to determine the actual "measurable length" of the penis in the jar I've determined that Rasputin has a 8 to 8.5 inch penis.

that is assuming that the 30 cm's is for the whole specimen. if not, ron jeremy and lexington steele ain't got nothin on rasputin.

Thank you photoshop and boredom.
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 02 Mar 2004, 15:19
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Old Bolshevik
Post 06 May 2004, 20:48
thank god we have people like you who are willing to stare at dead people's online in the interest of science.
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Fitzy wrote:
Yes, because I am poisoning them. They are my children.
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 05 Mar 2003, 16:07
Komsomol
Post 10 May 2004, 14:47
Comrades, do you actually know how Rasputin died?

He was given a deadly doze of cyanide during breakfast but it did not work, so one of his killers took out pistol and shot him. Bleeding Rasputin ran out of the house only to meet three more killers by the doors. They shot him one time each. Even after that he didn't die. The killers got afraid because they thought they couldn't kill him with bullets. So they knocked fighting Rasputin down to the ground and put him into the sack. Then they went to a bridge over Neva and threw him down.

Later, when his body was found, the sack was torn from the inside. Rasputin seemed to die because water filled his lungs through the holes from bullets...
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 24 Jan 2004, 10:30
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Post 10 May 2004, 14:51
ahm, it wasnt breakfast. it was night. and if it was breakfast, how would have they dropped him in neva without being seen?
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 05 Mar 2003, 16:07
Komsomol
Post 12 May 2004, 14:19
I thought if you get invited to a meal it is always called 'breakfast", no matter the time... Was I wrong?
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Defected to the U.S.S.R.: 24 Jan 2004, 10:30
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Post 12 May 2004, 14:31
ahm...i know that breakfast is eaten in the morning
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